REALTONES

Funtones

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

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Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

Prominent Voices and Stars

A phone call for you [Mr. President]
Vibrator´ [´Arni]
Tomorrow it´s the world´ [´Arni]
so you vote 4 this: [You vote 4 G.W.]
Bring christmas back´ [´Arni]
I know what we need´ [´Arni]
Pope James Frown calling 1
My son Taxi [David Backhome]
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Comedy und Fun

Bloody irresponsible!!
It´s me - your mobile [Hello]
telephone call [Hey you]
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Child screaming 2
Comic masacre
Hello hard man!
Phonecall in the church
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All for kids

London Bridge
Ring Around The Rosie
Laughing Mobile
The Mulberry Bush
One Man Went To Mow
Children´s Song (Do You Kazoo?)
´Hello it´s me´
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
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All kind of Sounds

Alarm 1
Old telephone ringing 5
Shriek saw massacre
Teeth brushing
Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
Waves 1
Champagne for all!
Could you pour me another glass, please?
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Sound

Cows at the creek
For whom the cowbell tolls...
Boat
Radio tuning
Sparkling wine
Petshop
Volcano bubbling
Grade of school
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Music

Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
Spring [Whisteling Vivaldi]
02 [Flourish]
Nursery Rhyme I [Music Box Melody]
Supercock (Metal)
Whistle 3
Hammond Organ
Superasshole (Metal)
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Cars

Targa-pressing the accel-pedal [CRX]
+++ 600 GT (1968)
Triumph TR 6
passes [GTI VR 6]
drive-away [Pe+++ot 406]
Beetle Cabrio
Race car 1
A R Spider Vel
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Animals

Crickets on the barbecue
Goat
Chimpanzee 3
Rattlesnake
Rocking Raccoon
01 [Monkey]
Cougar growl
The ticklish cockatoo
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SMS arrived

01 [Text for you]
02 [Text arrived]
01 [MMS for you]
SMS arrived 15
02 [Mail coming in]
02 [MMS arrived]
01 [Mail coming in]
Text from behind
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Killing sounds

Baby cries II
01 [Catkiller]
03 [Dogkiller]
02 [Catkiller]
02 [Dogkiller]
04 [Catkiller]
03 [Catkiller]
Baby cries I
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Horror

They Are Here (Reversed Horror)
Apocalypse
Statan is Calling
We´re all gonna die!!!!!
Oh, don´t mind my pet wolf...
Sick laughter IV
Tarantula
Ritual murder
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Loops

2 [Strange Loop]
1 [Spring Loop]
03 [News]
2 [Electric Loop]
1 [Strange Loop]
4 [Electric Loop]
04 [News]
02 [Fast]
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SMS Jingle

01 [Text urgent]
14 [Text urgent]
15 [Melody]
09 [Melody]
04 [Melody]
17 [Text urgent]
11 [Melody]
08 [Melody]
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Soccer

´ SERBIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Ivory Coast - Sports [National Anthem]
Oh I say! Where did that come from???
Togo - Sports [National Anthem]
Fingers passes to Keypad!
´ VIVE LA FRANCE !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Saudi Arabia - Sports [National Anthem]
England are World Cup champions 2006!
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Christmas

Pian Iceley: no good Xmas!!
Crazy XMAS Songs: O Christmas Tree
Cometh thou children [Mad Frog]
Xmas in Birmingham 1
Joy To The World
Deck The Halls
singer [Disrupted Xmas]
Cpt Sandhi:Xmas all around the world!
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Halloween

Answer the f...ing phone matey
Happy Halloween from Russia I
Al Panocino II (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Jacko (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Ghost Drunk and Singing
Peavis+Putthead: Scaring people
Fart [Ghost Cider]
Drunken Ghost hiccup
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Motorbikes

Ho+++ 650 passing
pressing the accel-pedal [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
Biker in ecstasy
+++ 300 Start
Crash [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
drive-away [Ya++++ F+R 500]
+++ 620 Start
Hor+++ 600 Start
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Crazy

Alpine Jazz III [Yodel Madness]
Don´t drink and fly [Cpt. Whisky]
Overdrive [Birds]
Marihuana Express [Cpt. Spliffhanger]
RAP [Kim Jong Il]
Six Pack [Kim Jong Il]
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Whistling
Stupid [Kim Jong Il]
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Announces

mason (m) [Warning! Owner is a free]
This is the Queen of England calling 2
Answering phone process started
Warning! Owner is a rock star (m)
Hello, this is Paris calling!
BBC News 2
German telephone company calling!
up! [Last call for pick]
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Dialect

Pick up fat git-1 [US]
Happy Christmas my arse! (Liverpool)
Crap mobile! (Welsh)
The bastard bloody ´phone again! (Devon)
Supersandhi
Welsh phone crisis! #3
Lord love us! (Liverpool)
Pick up fat git-1 [UK]
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Science-Fiction

Janus [The Planets]
This is an important message
Miranda [The Planets]
Urgent message
Moon [The Planets]
Transfer [Data]
Omegasector attendance call
Venus [The Planets]
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Winter

Snowboard: 360ty Face to ice
Winter in the mountains
Woooah! SEEEEXY!
Snowboard: Double Blind 180ty
Snowboard: Vomiting Contest
Snowboard: Dum Dum
Snowboard: Blind Judge
Scroop
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog j+++++g
The Mad Frog is high
02 [The Mad Frog]
01 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is crying
Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
The Mad Frog is puking
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Yourbox-Stars

Deck The Halls
Brother John
I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day
Baah Baah Black Sheep
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
One Man Went To Mow
Brring Brring [Dr Love]
Row Your Boat
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Wake-up calls

Egg [Good Morning]
Blue Morning Mood
Indigo Yellow Morning Mood
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
Espresso [Good Morning]
Cobalt Blue Morning Mood
Indigo Morning Mood
Red Morning Mood
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Easter

Emergency [Randy Ralph]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
The Sounds Of Easter
Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
Easter Bunny From Dublin
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
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New Year´s Eve

New year´s eve at Blondy´s
Rocket and Bang [Fireworks]
New year´s eve party
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve with church bells
Blondy´s last new year´s eve
Bang [Fireworks]
Blondy can count
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Just Like A Kiss [Smoking]
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
Smoker - Taste the Difference [Kiss A Non]
Smoker Coughing
Why Always The Smokers?
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Cigarettes Are Long And Thin
I Love Smoking!
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Asian Cocktail

Cpt. Sandhi and the diarrhea sign
Rajiv has a little problem
Indian gobbledygook I
Singing Indian XI
Indian: Stop bloody singing!
Airline entertainment program I
Rajiv: Fuel empty!
Rajiv sings for you
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Sports

Jingeling Bicycle Bells [TdF]
What an idiot!!! [TdF]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Cleveland!
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tennis match
Wimbledon: Look! Blindfolded!!!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Marlins!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go White Socks!
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Carnival

3 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
1 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Everybody dance to the carnival!!!
Yo man, it´s Carnival time!!!
2 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
Diva´s Laughter
Hyperventilating Clown
Dirty laughter
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ACTION

Echoloting
Shooter scenario
OP Battlefield: Looks like an telephone call!
AK 47 Reload and barrage
OP Battlefield: We have an urgent telephone call rite here!
OP Battlefield: We´re in a situation here!
Cannonfire
Shots on the trumpet player
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Stereo - FX

Breath [SciFi]
In Lothlorien On LSD
Maserati [Diesel]
Nightmare [Dreamhome]
Fat Car
Autosuggestion
At The Zoo
Trial Dial
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Mozart

Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Figaro in the masticator
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Figaro vs. Shaky
Major Concert for hooters [D]
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superphonebox
Superjap
It´s Superphone
Superscot
Supernews
2 [Superblair]
Superphone
Superquote
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Movie Special: Pirates

Fearless Pirates
Land ahoy!
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Mobile Pirates
Shut yer beak!
Davy Jones’ Locker
Pirates, arrrre you rrreadyyy?
Prepare to Board
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Baby Special

Happy Birthday [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme VI [Music Box Melody]
Flohwalzer [Music Box Melody]
European Anthem [Music Box Melody]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Squeaking terror
Child Song and Baby Cry III
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Stop the War!

As the bombs keep on falling...
The power of love
Stop f+++ing killing people !!!
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
You bunch of pricks !!!
Mobiles against the war !!!
Stop the war !!!
war telephone [This is an anti]
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Xtreme Soundz

Xtreme Monster
1 [Kung Fu]
The infinite horror
2 [Megafart]
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
3 [Kung Fu]
Superasshole (Metal)
Xtreme Police Action
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Business

Discreet ringing
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
Slight knocking
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
An urgent call from the President!
I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
Professor! An urgent call!
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Motion Pictures and TV

Spanish Inquisition
Superaussie
Cpt. Pock´s cleaning his ears
Pick up young Skywalker
Ch++lton wanking!
Fuck off you knob jockey!
Be+++s and Bu++++ad
Matie, you fu++ing knob jockey
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SMS Sounds

Alarm 1
12 [Message]
Air Raid Warning
Army Base [Air Raid Warning]
Sci Fi Sub Marine Alert
The lady whith the horsewhip
Harp
Slight knocking
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Content Special

Birds Nursery Rhyme Vocal (Do You Kazoo?)
Steroids Special [Olympic Games]
Rock´n Roll (Do You Kazoo?)
Drowning Olympic Torch [Olympic Protest]
Disco 1970 (Do You Kazoo?)
Happy Valentine!
Alpine Folk Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Disco 1980 (Do You Kazoo?)
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